I Scream, You Scream

Not too long ago, The Guardian reported on the campaign begun by a New Jersey librarian to get Ben Jerrys to launch a literary-themed ice cream flavor. The leading candidates included Sh-sh-sh-sherbet, Malt Whitman and the Gooey Decimal System. In that same spirited and noble vein (and the fact it's summer and hot), I wondered what would happen if crime fiction fans decided to come up with some counterparts of their own? Perhaps they might look like the following: Butter Choc Holmes: Vanilla