10 Facts about R. D. Hale

1) R. D. Hale was the world's first attempt at a test tube baby. It went wrong.

2) R.D. Hale is allergic to soap, puppies and a place called Sunderland.

3) R. D. Hale is fluent in 17 languages, none of them human. Incidentally, his English is appalling.

4) R. D. Hale once ran a marathon. Today he can't walk five yards without getting cramp, or pick up his child without putting his back out.

5) R. D. Hale masquerades as a crime fighter, despite his decrepitude. The truth of the matter is, he likes the feel of spandex.

6) R. D. Hale is still convinced that one day he will marry Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Don't tell his wife.

7) R. D. Hale is wanted by Interpol for allegedly penning the scripts to The Chipmunks movies, and other crimes against humanity.

8) R. D. Hale is entirely imaginary, so the above facts can be disregarded. His book was 'written' by a chimpanzee mashing on a keyboard. PR people labelled this nonsense 'experimental'.

9) R. D. Hale's lack of existence means he is unable to count.