did I tell you guys about the time I was walking down a moving bus and it jolted and I fell over...

did I tell you guys about the time I was walking down a moving bus and it jolted and I fell over sideways onto the lap of a very startled man who profusely told me that it was okay and he didn’t mind or the time I wasn’t holding the railing and went flying from one side of the bus to land in a crumpled heap on the other and the bus driver said “nice little dance you did there” and the short of it is that I don’t do well on buses