Don't text everyone you know that the reviewer is an absolute moron who deserves nothing but bad sex and botulism. Why? Most people won't know about the review until you tell them.
Don't make snarky remarks about this reviewer in live interviews, because your bitterness won't wreak revenge, it'll end up as an unflattering hashtag about you like #whinyauthor.
Don't take to substance abuse, stalking, or looking up all the other reviews this nimrod has done to see if yours is the worst, or otherwi...
Published on October 08, 2014 10:56