How I want my novels blurbed

I had so much fun at Necronomicon Convention that it's hard to pick a favorite moment. But one contender was when a certain fan was discussing a certain writer. As it turned out, she didn't like his work, and when she saw him at a convention, his performance did nothing to change her opinion. "He's even worse in person!" she declared.
And as I pointed out to Will Ludwigsen, who was sitting beside me at the time, what an awesome blurb for a novel that would be! Just as I hope and pray that someday Gilbert Gottfried will do the Audiobook version of one of my novels, so too do I now hope to see the cover of one of them proclaiming, "He's even worse in person!"