Light Hearted Fools And The Cat Is Where It Is At!

This time no fake representation of the rhyming cat is at play. I finally get to have my say. Of course Truedessa has hers too. Pat just shut up and followed the directions that came due.

So time for a tale,
That surely won't fail.
Unless you get into the wine.
Care to start off or should the feline?

A tale of two light hearted fools
searching the sea for rare jewels
along with them a rhyming cat
pull up a crate it's time for a chat


So the two light hearted fools just chat?
No wonder Bora Bora they are never at.
But I guess they have to shut their yap,
When they hear the wings of a dragon flap.

white billowing sails wind gives a huff
choppy sea, the night air gets rough
through the darkness, two fiery eyes
swooping down, heaving eerie sighs


Wow, you really set a scene.
That thing looks rather mean.
Wait! It is really a brain sucking alien parasite.
The cat is going to run now out of sight.

Out of the blackness, green scaly skin
soaring the sky, a mischievous grin
get back here cat, it's time to fight
pulling our swords  dueling this night


Pffft you and Pat can protect the cat.
Go and kill the brain sucking thing, stat!
Use a sparkly fart and some magic wine.
With those big teeth it looks ready to dine.

Captain Pat  has a few tricks of his own
he'll blast that alien into another time zone
Now, where o' where is my magic wine
casting a spell,  that demon will whine..


You better hurry up and fill your cup,
The demon parasite thing is starting to hiccup.
With each one it spawns a new clone.
It wants to suck us back like an ice cream cone.

bitter taste, we better chug a lug
those alien clones we will debug
a force field of energy zip zap
blinding light, at the sound of snap


They are confused and look abused.
Pat seems to also be infused.
Wow, he can really jump.
That clone came down, dead, with a thump.

Now, those aliens can't get any connection
Truedessa sending vibes in their direction
Pat has the clippers, he will do a snip snip
as their aliens minds do a backwards flip


Oh the dreaded snip snip comes to pass.
Serves those probers right in mass.
Vibes and clippers bring them to the ocean floor,
The original demon is upset its clones are no more.

With fiery breath,  he attempts to attack
Truedessa throws a crystal into his back
his evil eyes roll around in his green head
filling the night air with a sense of dread


The crystal is oh so very shiny.
The demon thing is now very whiny.
Poof! He turned into a fluffy hare.
Oh no! It's the mothership with sirens that blare.

have no fear Pat will send  up a  drone
infiltrate the ship's brain with a magical stone
just as  a giant meteor comes into play
look out, those hideous demons now will pay


Boom, goes the ship.
Those fireworks are rather hip.
All kinds of colors in the sky.
I'm very glad we didn't die.

tired they go to the berth below
where they can bask in the glow
Sailing on their ship of dreams
under golden moonbeams...


Brain sucking parasite demon alien things came up in a 100,000 comment guest post. Ever think that would come due at my coast? You just never know what will show. Now I have to go plug my ears as they cause fears. I guess I will go bug Cass with my ever so annoying little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.
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