If you hate capitalism, then you must really hate Patreon.

Huuh this question is so odd, that I can’t not answer it. I mean, anti-capitalists always get the “If you hate capitalism, why do you own possessions” question, but why mention Patreon specifically here? Why would I hate them more than anyone else that exchanges money for goods and services? Is there something about them that makes them super-capitalist? Do they walk around smoking cigars while wearing Scrooge McDuck outfits, shaking each others hand while yelling “MONEY RULES!” and “DEATH TO COMMUNISTS!” Your question has raised so many other questions.