That doesn't sound like romance #humor

I talked to my mother today. During the course of the conversation, she said, "Your father saw your cover and voted for it."

Me: "That's great. Tell him thanks."

Grandma Snark: "I haven't figured out how to vote for it yet."

Me: "That's okay."

(Grandma Snark doesn't have email yet.)

Me: It's a new cover. Not a new book. The old cover looked too much like paranormal romance, and the story