A Numb Tongue Today Is At Play!

I guess the numb tongue came loose at her sea, as she sure goes on a rhyming spree. The one with the longest comment posting streak. Betsy is always seen at my creek. And away we go with another comment convo.

So how does it feel,
That just like eating every meal,
You have to rhyme at my bay.
Does being addicted pay?

It's an out-of-body experience
and kind of makes me delirious!
I've always said you've cast a spell
so I'll come. How you do it I cannot tell!

It's a mixture unlike any other.
You don't want to know what I smother.
Or what I use to send out the vapor.
Plus you may try and repo my capor.

So a vapor comes across my land
and gives to me a rhyme command?
At least I know that it's germ free
as you mix it with your OCD.

Germ free as can be.
No need to wipe anything down at your sea.
Just grab your spoon and dance around.
So tighty whitey man you can astound.

Just so it doesn't make my tongue numb.
Because then I'd just feel dumb!
But not as bad as Flappy.
I know she makes you sappy.

Thankfully she is long gone.
But just in case you should pull a numb tongue con.
Then she'd have no idea what to do.
Peace and quiet would ensue.

I'd like a trip to Nanny's house,
the one with lots of cats and no mouse,
To thank her for passing on her crown.
A bigger one can't be found.

Well you can go in my place,
As there two dogs race.
One I like, the other can take a hike.
So do any final words of wisdom strike?

A word of wisdom I would share
is not to breathe in the air
if a rhyming vapor does appear!
Yes, one should avoid it with fear!
For it only takes one little sniff
and away your will that cat will lift!
You'll forever crave the rhyme
and daily commit the crime!
But really it isn't all that bad
unless a zombie toe be had.
Or maybe a hairy cupid man.
Other than that it's a pretty nice land!

Wow, got a bit mouthy at the end. I think that may be a growing trend. A good shout for me though. So that works at my show. Are you addicted too or just conflicted and confused at my zoo? I like to confuse in mass, it works so well for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.