Smizing is hard

After watching many all the seasons of ANTM, when I went to get a headshot (one of my publishers wanted it), I froze. Then dissolved into a gibbering wreck when asked to choose two shots from a series of photographs of a gormless woman with a fixed grin and eyes tight shut.

STRESSFUL. I treated myself to a coffee and a muffin. Though since I'd resolved to go on an immediate diet after seeing my chipmunk cheeks, perhaps that wasn't a good idea.

When I got back, it didn't look too bad on my computer or maybe the shock had worn off. Anyway. This is me.

So ask yourself; would you buy a book from this woman?