A New Panzerism

Panzer on Hypnotism:

Mom said she's worried that her little kitty boy is overweight. She said she wants to try hypnotism for the weight problem.

Well ...

Okay ...

Mom, your eyelids are getting heavy."Mom, repeat after me,

I will not worry about the kitty. He's not overweight, just big-boned ... I will not worry about the kitty. He's not overweight, just big-boned."