The Gawker Comes First With A Convo Burst!

So the cat is nearing 100,000 comments at his sea, with about 40,000 done by me. But oh well, they still count for the comment ringing bell. Anyway, to celebrate the cat will give some commentators a chance to speak. Some conversations may not be for the meek. If not here you never responded or email was hidden away, just so you know at your bay. To start it off the longest running commentator, Brian aka The Gawker, is here, one of the first to find my little rhyming rear.

The longest running commentator at my sea.
I guess zombie feet can't make him flee.
Have you already gawked such thing around?
Can't be worse than stepping in crap barefoot from a hound.

zombie's sweet, better than pickled pigs feet,
and stepping in poop makes the censors beep beep beep
out my words, absurd i know, i try to keep it clean
around the kids at the show---speaking of dogs
mine are beat with all the running, all in good funning

Well at least in type you can bleep bleep bleep,
In real life you may offend without a bleep sweep.
Running around and funning, I hope no germy hand shakes.
That would make the cat go done-ing and put on the brakes.

whats already broken cant break, no germs can touch
this mohawked freak, i even wash my hands after
taking a leak, cleanliness is not the godliness you seek
my type? are you trying to hit on me? ha.  wink. wink.
err...back to running, in case you don't believe i am funning.

I think you confused the cat with a leg humper,
A wink wink I'm a mohawked freak could be put on a bumper.
Of course you may get some cat calls there,
Needing to wash your hands and seeking godliness at your lair.

ha. when i worked making tires we washed with lava
before retiring to the break room to get our java
still did little to get the rubber res out the creases
but it did wash away and piddle so dont fear diseases

Geez, where haven't you worked a job?
Tires to corporate to teacher to car jacker repo man, are you in the mob?
Witness protection at your mountain way now?
Good way to avoid the wood chipper or waking up to the head of a cow.

things i havent done are few and far between, i can do
anything i dream, even held a few jobs that might make you
scream///hand cream anyone? would you like that on the plate
or in a bun? i was in on a sting operation once, busted some
grand theft larceny nuts & met the mob at dinner w/ a friend
concrete shoes were not my end---

Well I guess it is good to have friends in low places too.
They could do any dirty work for you.
Except you seem to do that as well by the sounds of it.
I hope it had nothing to do with the loo and cleaning umm spit.
Any more thoughts from the Gawker,
As we end this proving we're both off our rocker?

i was a rocker too, Romulus & The Tall Beers was the name too,
a rather metal gig//long hair, no wigs//played parties for fun
no biz, but all said and done this was fun--be seeing you soon
i will be the big eyes goon lurking ---but never twerking.

A rocking gawker that doesn't really come as a shocker. How tall were the beers though? Bet they made you need to go. And there is the first visitor at my sea with his rhyming spree. Done it all from stepping in crap to performing a rap. Next he'll go be shot into space or run a three legged race. Not sure which will come to pass. But feel free to tell my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.