Homo sapiens-consumere: a new species designed to shop

By bombarding each person with hundreds-of-thousands of commercial messages per year, the technocratic, consumer research scientists have created a new fork in the road of human evolution. Through generations of cradle-to-grave consumer conditioning, and lifelong intra-cerebral media-drips, the emergence of a new proto-human has arrived, the Homo sapiens-consumere. This is a highly specialized species of docile, obedient consumers. They are a material goods and brands, hunter-gather society...