Choose Your Own Scandal

by C. Margery Kempe

I had an idea on Twitter: I need to manufacture a good juicy scandal involving me to increase book sales! What should it be? Some suggestions:

GET CLOONEY TO BREAK THOSE VOWS

Okay, a very unkind thing but it was the first suggestion someone gave me on Twitter. Not that I would ever do a thing like that, of course! What sort of woman do you take me for (don’t answer that O.O)? But it sure would move a lot of books, right?

POLITICAL SCANDAL

I certainly can’t be arsed to run for...