The nine-year-old me.

Just having a clearout and found one of my old school reports, dating from 1989, making me nine at the time. Presented for your amusement:

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General Comments
Faye is a very pleasant, quiet girl who has grown in self-confidence this year. She is settled in class and is a pleasure to teach. Her work is well organised, planned and presented.

Language
Faye's written work reflects thought and imagination. Much of her work reveals great sensitivity and is beautifully composed. Faye reads extensively and enjoys books. Her spelling is good. Faye still needs encouraging to contribute more in discussion work.

Mathematics
Faye continues to try hard with mathematics, but she does not always find the work easy so she must continue to work at this subject.

Other Curriculum Areas
Faye enjoys science and her written reports are accurate and balanced. Faye has enjoyed the sewing in art and this term has had a more positive approach towards her own ability.

Attitude
Faye is an industrious and diligent worker. Her application is very good, as is her imagination. Faye's work is of a consistently high standard.

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My high school reports were funnier - my PE teachers made me sound like a performing seal ("Can master simple tasks"), and I once got an art report that made much of the amount of time I took to make a cardboard model of a house ("FAR too long!"), but I tend to destroy anything connected with school, so they're probably long gone. And now, this report will join them...