Winner of the “If I was born 2000 years after the Rapture…” Contest

Some great entries in the contest! Last night I put all the names in a blender, added Metamucil and drank up. Five minutes ago I discovered the winning entry. And the winner is….Kerry Schafer!






Kerry wrote: “If I was born 2000 years after the Rapture, I would find out what the hell a clovort is and stay well away from the King’s Royal Harem.”






To read the other entries, click Here






Congrats Kerry!