Hookin' up with my old 4th grade teacher

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I got the hots for my 4th grade teacher and — guess what? — she’s digging, me too!



The situation reminds me of the obscure, but funny 2011 movie “Cedar Rapids” where Ed Helms is playing a nimrod who later in life starts screwing his old sixth grade teacher.



After they’ve done their on-screen love rumble he sits there and giggles, “Did you ever think about being with me when