Commencement Unvitations

Earlier this year, as droves of college graduates donned their caps and gowns to celebrate the completion of their education, a disturbing pattern became clear. It wasn’t that the vast majority of these new degree holders poured out into the world only to be immediately decimated by the reality of how truly worthless their shiny new piece of paper is (he said, spoken like a true psychology major).

Nay – Graduation Season 2014 was the year of the speaker unvitation.

Students and staff at several...