The Most Jersey Thing Ever

We honestly wonder what Sandi Saraya’s four kids think when they encounter video evidence of mom’s eponymous ’80s band. Our best guess is that they feel an almost indescribable mix of embarrassment and pride. Microkhan, on the other hand, can only chuckle at Saraya’s oversized hair, rote guitar licks, and tragically trite lyrics (”Take my heart/Take my soul/Love has taken its toll”). Be forewarned: The video for “Back to the Bullet” is not much better, although we’re mightily impressed by the ke