Weird And Wacky, Maybe Even Tacky!

You know where you can go as I have said at my show. But what can you do if you want some dough at your zoo? Easy as can be. You can dance naked with glee. Don't believe me? Just wait and see.

You can do this or that,
To be a rich cat.
Or at least get some pocket change,
There on your range.

Write anything on a cookie.
That would impress a wookie.
Do a Mickey Mouse impression.
Maybe some type of confession?

Dance like a horse holding a sign.
My, wouldn't that be divine?
Be an eye popper!
Might call a copper.

Be a redneck and get drunk.
You already seen that funk.
Say anything while washing dishes.
My, I can see the wishes.

Do 5 pushups with a child on your back.
That is a winner at every shack.
Text someone a picture of your creepy face.
That is one all must embrace.

Hit your friend in the stomach or face.
That sure will be bought at a high pace.
Send you positive thoughts.
That will be bought lots.

Write your message and make a creepy doll hold it.
That one will be an instant hit.
Cast an ancient return love spell.
Warning, you may end up in hell.

Be your night owl friend.
Awww bet it's a growing trend.
For 30 minutes I will chat about anything.
Yep, growing like talking through cups and string.

Share my favorite fake blood recipe.
Oh golly gee whiz, will thee?
Prank call someone for you.
Oops, caller ID came due.

Make a crazy face.
Another face embrace.
Run mayonnaise on my fat belly and sing happy birthday!
Ummm errr okay!

See, there is much you can do to make some dough at your zoo. Sadly, yes all of these are true. They are being done just for you. Would you not like the last? I bet it would be a umm blast. I guess you could do all in mass, just don't tell my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.