The Depth Of Vanity – Bleaching The Back Door

By Elizabeth Shore

Have you heard the one about the porn star who, after getting a full Brazilian, was horrified to discover thatthe skin color around her bum hole was a darker shade than the rest of her? Ach! WTF do you do about that??! The porn star, so goes the yarn, put out an SOS to her waxer and voilà! Anal bleaching was born.

This story may well be nothing more than a cringe-worthy urban legend, but sadly, the trend toward getting your back door hole a glowing newborn pink is not. A quic...