The Job Interview

I went out to an interview, complete with suit and tie,

They said, do come and work for us, I said, I'd rather die,

They said, the wage is ten and six and an extra bob for luck,

It is an excellent package, I told them, is it fuck!

Just work your fingers to the bone, then work them down some more,

I asked, are you still talking? You really are a bore.

It's just twenty hours a day, they said, with five minutes off for lunch,

It really is quite generous. I told them, thanks a bunch.

So, you're going to spurn our offer, they said with grief and sorrow,

Of course I'm not, I said all fast, I'm going to start tomorrow.