FAQs from the FOOL TOUR

FOOL TOUR FAQS

Hey kids, I finally finished all the scheduled events for the Fool tour. Thanks to everyone who came so I thought I’d address all the questions you asked and didn’t get to ask while I was out there.

1. You’re taller than I thought you’d be.

1. That’s not a question.

2: Okay. How come you don’t go on Jon Stewart.

2. They haven’t asked me because Jon Stewart doesn’t care about white people.

3. How come you didn’t come to my town?

3. Because I don’t care about white people.

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