My tweets

Fri, 12:38 : GET UP, SOLDIER! MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT! LAST MAN OUT OF THE BARRACKS CLEANS THE BATHROOM WITH A TOOTHBRUSH! #TalkLikeAPrivateDay Fri, 12:49 : For #TalkLikeAPirateDay! Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton): http://t.co/rlDewQAf2K Fri, 13:25 : It's Friday, so get cozy & cuddle up to the warm, dulcet tones of @PatrickRothfuss on an early @OandFPodcast! http://t.co/Tsvp3pv389 Fri, 13:34 : Center yourself & work your abdomen, back, hips, buttocks, & inner thighs... control your "powerhouse"! #TalkLikeAPilatesInstructorDay Fri, 17:32 : Authors make $$$$$ on their advances & books are overpriced anyway, that's why I help myself to them online FOR FREE~ #TalkLikeAPirateDay