What is This World Coming To?

What a monstrosity! The fiendish scalawags at thekitchn.com even dare to boast: "Look! Savoury Broccoli Cupcakes." For shame.

Gummy Bears in cotton candy ice cream is a good idea. Peanuts in M&Ms is a good idea. A gush of juice in a fruit snack is a good idea. Custard in a doughnut is a good idea. Cheese in a pizza crust is a good idea. Pretty much cheese in anything is a good idea, even tater tots. But broccoli in dessert is straight out of Screwtape's kitchen.

Pelagians and positive thinkers beware, the doctrine of original sin is now beyond cavil.

HT: Joe Carter (via JT)