Gandalf the Punctual – A Wizard is Never Late

Written by the illustrious Jay Swanson

A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when the eagles deliver him.

It’s a good thing that giant snails weren’t involved, for any number of reasons. They’d probably be a more comfortable ride, it’s just that I get the feeling the forces of Mordor have access to a lot of salt.

If you’d like more of this outrageous silliness (and an explanation as to why on earth I’m posting poorly paraphrased Gandalf quotes with disjointed cartoons) you should start from the beginning.

You’d be better served investigating Into the Nanten, my latest project. It has much better illustrations by Nimit Malavia, and no misquotations of Gandalf. Promise.

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