Round Twenty Six With Stones And Sticks!

So another round has come due. They sure must like being in view. The strange just never stop coming here. I guess they like my little rhyming rear. Hopefully not literally though. That would be creepy you know.

"fat person on ground laughing"

What they can't be standing? Maybe you just want to see them expanding?

"batrachophagous animals"

There are many I bet. But sorry, no frogs for this pet.

"ayahuasca herz"

Going to get high? Hope you don't die.

"if i had a nickel i buy a pickle"

If I had a dime, I'd make you suck a lime.

"mooning granny"

So you like a wrinkly fanny? I guess you are uncanny.

"Sly stuff in my brain"

What kind of stuff? Is it like your teddy bear and just fluff?

"Nic Cage the astronaut hair plunger"

Ummm errr a swirly for Cage? That might bring rage.

"Cats in my ear"

No Q-tip will work I fear. Hope you can still hear.

"I ned a dat tat fin brah"

Good luck with that brah, you may just get a hahahaha.

"My fridge is talking to me"

Call a Ghost Buster quick. He will stop that dick.

"Yowling mating humans"

Errr ummm none here. The blue guy may be able to help with such a cheer.

"My little toe is hurting"

As long as blood isn't spurting you can continue flirting.

"Can I jump off a building and live"

Give it a try, I'd bet nothing that you fly.

"Horse treats taste great"

I'll take your word for it, mate. Is eating hay or grass your fate?

And the winner for today really will make you go wtf at your bay. I guess they are hard up or something. Could be a bad choice of words at my wing.

My neighbors orgy won't let me play
That could be good you know. No, std's could show. Although if the neighbor is within hearing you may have to suffer through their ummm cheering. Not sure how with each pass these nuts find my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.