Special For You At Your Zoo!

Ever go and see a special edition in front of thee? Of course you did. Unless you are a strictly indoor kid. But that would be a shame. Hey, could have called you an underwater squid with my claim.

You got something new.
So nice at your zoo.
New is relative too.
But been there, done that in view.

Then you see,
You aren't in the special tree.
Nope, not like the short bus.
Drazin is on that giving a fuss.

Instead you missed out.
The special edition they shout.
You missed out on that car,
With its own special liquor bar.

That movie was great.
But missing was your fate.
A whole 5 minutes of behind the scenes,
With a bunch of dancy prancy teens.

What about the house?
You may have got mighty mouse,
A statue that is.
But no special biz.

That is right.
You missed out that night.
No staircase for you,
It was taken to a new zoo.

Hmm Richard Pryor movie I think.
You didn't even get the kitchen sink.
You skipped out on the special edition.
Now you get the alleyway admission.

But you got a great game.
It is far from tame.
Shoot and maim,
What's his name.

Oopsy you missed out.
Gamer rage scream and shout.
That helmet would have been great.
A storm trooper could have been your fate.

Don't forget the special edition shoes.
Skip them and you may get the blues.
That logo is so grand.
You need it or else they'll look bland.

Are you up to the task? You may get a special edition Obama mask. Wouldn't that be so great? Come and take the special edition bait. More dough you have to spend and just a little more crap we send. No need to miss out and sass. Trust the special edition of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.