Maxpedition bases “Mall Ninja” patch on… Phil Elmore

A friend forwarded me the link to a patch for sale at the Maxpedition site today.  Turns out they’re selling a “Mall Ninja” patch that looks exactly like I used to dress when I first started my Kung Fu career (hey, I was young).  The description of the patch is what clinches it:  “Flashlight fighter, zombie killer, and master of the eyebrow raise.” If that isn’t a deliberate nod to me, I don’t know what is, ha ha.