I Got Another One!!

So this came in late last night from a Charles Degrove, subject line The Steel Remains:

I recently paid $27 for this book. I have read several other of your books, and have enjoyed them all. So I figured it was worth it for a good book. So, imagine my surprise when I found out that the hero, "likes to suck mens cocks"…I can get porn on the internet for free. I don't have $27 to spare on your homosexual fantasies. The books going in the burn barrel with the trash tomorrow and I damn sure won't be buying any more of your garbage.

Get that?  The Burn Barrel. Man, Charles here isn't even going to try taking The Steel Remains back to the shop with the old got this as a gift, already read it, can I change it routine.  He isn't even going to see if he can shift it at his local second-hand bookstore for a few bucks back on his outlay.  Nope. This one's for BURNING!!!

You gotta admire the purity of a hatred so free from financial concerns.

(Unless he's just afraid whoever he sells/returns the book to is going to look at it and then at him, and then yell out to the whole shop:

"You read this homosexual fantasy garbage?  You cock-sucking faggot!  Betcha liked it too, didn't ya!  Bet it made ya hard!  Hey, y'all, look at this guy – he read this homosexual fantasy garbage, like all the way through, man!"

Actually, come to think of it – that quote about Ringil liking to suck men's cocks?  Does come kind of far into the thing………

I gotta say, Charles – now you're making me wonder, really you are…….)