The Many Faces of Grim.

Grim: *shakes head* You do know I don't look like that, right?
Me: It's cute.
Grim: It's shimmering. I don't shimmer.
Me: I like it. You should get one of those stick things.
Grim: It's called a Scythe.

Me: Yeah. One of those. You need one. It would make you scary.
Grim: I'm already scary. Hello? I'm Death.
Me: Uh. Okay. How [...]