The Slacker Rhyme Just One Time!

Everyone and there dog can do this. Yep, even the butt sniffers can have a little rhyming bliss. But the cat thought he would just show that you can make anything rhyme in a row.

I bet I gotcha.
Gotcha smutcha.
Did you just turn orange?
Orange porange.

Wow, you must be ecstatic.
Ecstatic schmatic.
Now all can rhyme gigantically.
Gigantically figantcally.

Spell check is in displeasure.
Displeasure, smishpleasure.
Must think I'm off my rocker.
Rocket, focker.

Quoting a movie?
Movie, shmovie.
Notice how S is a whopper?
Whopper, smopper.

So just add S in unison.
Unison, moonison.
Well the screwed that theory.
Theory, smeory.

Make up your psyche.
Psyche, likey.
Guess I need to change the locks.
Locks, schmocks.

That the same as schmucks?
Schmucks, ducks.
That one was real.
Real, teal.

Two in a row.
Row, schmo.
Make that three.
Three, schmee.

Your streak is diluted.
Diluted, smitooted.
Passing gas at house?
House, schmouse.

What if I go ummm duck.
Duck, schmuck.
So it is a backwards challenge?
Challenge smallenge.

Are you one of those rhymers at your sea who make fake words up with glee? Just nod and agree. I know you like it easy. Easy peasy! See, I even let it come to pass. But no need to force rhymes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.