Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers is Live: Twisted and More Twisted

TA-DAH: Sadie is back with a vengeance!
Now, for the first time, the secrets of L'il Sadie's demented childhood are revealed
Available in 2 Versions:
Twisted

Uncut: More Twisted

Description:
Sadie may seem like the girl next door—except she isn’t. At age eight, when Sadie finds Mommy in the bathtub floating in a pool of blood, she becomes obsessed with murder. Sadie’s Guide to Catching Killers is the prekill to Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/Horror, delving into Sadie’s twisted childhood to unravel what makes her the psycho we know and love. The uncut version—the story you’ve got in your hot little hands (X-cept for those of you who happen to be whacking off) is almost as violent and psycho-sexual as Sadie the Sadist, but remember (sick puppies) Sadie is a child and a teenager here, not yet a full blown psychopath like us. (If you’re not fully blown, put down this book and pick up the R rated version.) 
Plus, Advice from L’il Sadie, Self-Help BONUS: 10 Signs Someone is a Low-Life Liar; 10 Ways to Your Dream Confession; 10 Useful Household Poisons, and more! Buy it Now:
Amazon     Twisted      UNCUT: More Twisted
B&N           Twisted      UNCUT: More Twisted
(Also available on Smashwords, and soon on iTunes, Kobo, etc.)
L'il Sadie says: Great self-help for wanna be psychos 
(Makes a lovely gift for family you want to kill)