How Long Do You Wait Before Closing The Gate?
So the other day as the cat was out and about at his bay, I was being lazy and gave an oopsy daisy. Yeah, I used the elevator at my sea and did not wait for another person to join me. But he was far far away. He never asked to stop it anyway.
How long do you wait,
Before you close the gate?
Do you sit and stare,
And fiddle with your hair?
Do you watch the slow,
Who obviously can go.
But instead choose to walk slow,
Then if you leave they blow.
Pffft to those.
They don't smell like a rose.
If they want on,
Get there before dawn.
Do you wait for the slacker,
Who is a lazy man packer?
Taking 50 things at once,
Dropping everything like a dunce.
If they are near,
Have no fear.
But if they drop non stop,
Waiting is a flop.
What if you wait,
And they do a better trait.
They take the stairs.
Wasted time for your cares.
What if they yell to you,
But then move slow like glue?
Do you still wait,
Or ignore them with the slow trait?
Or maybe they give a yell,
And you hold for a spell.
They flap their trap,
To some other chap.
Do you still wait?
Could be a new date,
By the time they are through.
What if you have to use the loo?
How long do you wait,
Before you close the gate?
Is there a golden rule,
Or do you just hit all the buttons like a fool?
So how long do you wait? Asked that five times at my gate. Okay, maybe four. Who knows with this rhyming tour. I hit the button and off I go. Pffft to them if they are too slow. It will come back down for another pass after it's done delivering my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
How long do you wait,
Before you close the gate?
Do you sit and stare,
And fiddle with your hair?
Do you watch the slow,
Who obviously can go.
But instead choose to walk slow,
Then if you leave they blow.
Pffft to those.
They don't smell like a rose.
If they want on,
Get there before dawn.
Do you wait for the slacker,
Who is a lazy man packer?
Taking 50 things at once,
Dropping everything like a dunce.
If they are near,
Have no fear.
But if they drop non stop,
Waiting is a flop.
What if you wait,
And they do a better trait.
They take the stairs.
Wasted time for your cares.
What if they yell to you,
But then move slow like glue?
Do you still wait,
Or ignore them with the slow trait?
Or maybe they give a yell,
And you hold for a spell.
They flap their trap,
To some other chap.
Do you still wait?
Could be a new date,
By the time they are through.
What if you have to use the loo?
How long do you wait,
Before you close the gate?
Is there a golden rule,
Or do you just hit all the buttons like a fool?
So how long do you wait? Asked that five times at my gate. Okay, maybe four. Who knows with this rhyming tour. I hit the button and off I go. Pffft to them if they are too slow. It will come back down for another pass after it's done delivering my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Published on September 06, 2014 03:00
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