Today I woke up to my $600 glasses in tiny chewed up bits next to my pillow. (I haven’t had...

Today I woke up to my $600 glasses in tiny chewed up bits next to my pillow. (I haven’t had nice glasses in 10 years and I got these a week ago) And then I cleaned up a poopy puppy & then pee that happened while I was cleaning up poop and then baby dog threw up a bunch and then drank too much water and a waterfall of slimy liquid poured from her mouth as I tried to walk her. Then I cleaned a very gross dog kennel. And the dogs stared at me in fearful confusion as I cried intermittently.

So I made myself some breakfast, ordered some cheap glasses online and called an amazing artist I’d really like to work with. Lord help me salvage this ridiculous day.