With My Own Dice!
My son Juss is writing a parody of Al Yankavitch's With My Own Eyes. It is still a work in progress and may end up as two separate songs.
With My Own Dice!
I saw a toad drive a cart!
I saw a half-dwarf-half pig!
I talked to a rat heart-to-heart,
I saw a dragon dance a jig.
I saw a gnome stand defiant
And send an orc to heck
I saw a halfling fight a giant
And make his grappling check!
I saw a guy with a squid head
I saw a table beat our fighter!
I saw a cleric turn undead.
I saw a wizard brawl a spider!
I saw the DM roll the five twenties that turned me into to a rat.
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that!
With my own dice, I’ve lost saving throw that would have kept me from going insane.
I let a mind-flayer take over my brain
With my own dice!
With my own dice, I’ve failed spot checks with a difficulty of two.
What am I supposed to do?
With my own dice!
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