LitWit Challenge 3.9: Mirror, mirror (In which the Yucch-meter is so grossed out it remembers the term 'grossed out')

You know the drill. Tell us the story of this picture. Extra rule: Your story cannot have a guy looking at himself in the mirror. Hahahahaha. Our model is Matt Saunders of the Philippine Volcanoes, the national rugby team. He is the leading try scorer for the team in international test matches. (It's called a [...]