Caption This!

It's time for week three!!
"Soldat Marathon Cortot Louvre LP243" by Jean-Pierre Cortot (French, 1787–1843) - Own work of Urban (2004), modified by Sting (2005-03-31). Originally from fr.wikipedia; description page is/was here.. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons.
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