#402 Perfectly stapling through a thick stack of papers
It's just you and me, Swingline.
Sure, we've tangled before: Your jagged, splintery arms stabbed sharply back through the top of my book report, you mangled your neck on a powerful hammer-punch, and you didn't make it through a few fat stacks, forcing me to surgically fingerpick you out of there, which frankly kind of hurt my fingernails.
But not today.
Today's the day you crash through a thick stack of sheets like an icebreaker busting through a frozen lake. Just push through with purpose till your arms squeeze together and give my science lab a from the other side.
Nope, no broken bones, no twisted limbs, no poor penetration.
Just a beautifully crisp and stapled stack of
AWESOME!
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