When you tell your friend you don't like something they really love

Gryffindor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU

Ravenclaw: Okay but why. No seriously we're going to analyze this

Hufflepuff: Aww, I was hoping we could enjoy it together...well, I guess you've got the right to your own tastes!

Slytherin: Good. More for me.