The funnest school names

I have the privilege of speaking in schools around the world.

I have not yet had the privilege of speaking in any of these schools—but I’d love to:

Accident Elementary School, MDHalf Day School, ILHurlbutt Elementary School, CTPickle Elementary, TX (whose mascot is a penguin; Lawrence David, if you have not been here, what are you waiting for?)Poison Spider School, WYPrettyboy Elementary School, MDPumpkin Delight School, CT