A Little Twist That Can't Be Missed!

So why not get your tongue in a twist today here at my bay? No objections? Okay! The cat will now take it away.

Wrists wrap wrists with wrappers to wrist wrap wrists.
Wow, wrapped wrists must make fists.
Toes take trots to toe toe town today to toe time.
Piggies must think that is just a crime.

Rabbits riot rotten rodents raw ripe rears.
That will be added to all fears.
Buying big bad beetleborgs bring big bad bugs.
Yeah, I ripped off the beetle thugs.

Buy bugs big bad beetleborgs behind buy buys.
Wait! Is that the same? Lies!
Eat every eats eaten.
Had to leave one that could be beaten.

Faint for figures from figures finding figures found.
That must really friggin astound.
Whoopdi whoops wow whoopers winging whoopdi whoops.
That must awe all the rhyming troops.

Sick sickos slide slick slowly sickos showing shows.
I guess that is how it goes.
Comedy comics come crowing comedy crows.
I guess that is just umm who knows.

Great gonging gongs go gonging.
No gongs can leave you longing.
City cops cop core criminals copping cops.
That has to be some flops.

Tonight true truth tries to time truth that's too true.
True truth? Who knew?
Little long limos like limos long.
I guess limos come on strong.

Watch watchers watching watchers with watches.
Might need a few scotches.
Sour systems sense sour systems sweetly sour.
I guess it is that kind of hour.

Flies fly for flight flying fly flies.
A rat in disguise.
Do dogs drown dogs drowning dogs doing dogs?
Hmmm stick with brown logs.

Screens saw screens screening screens screwing screens.
Hmmm something dirty for teens?
Rhyming rhymers rhyme right rhymes rhyming rhymes right.
That is one that works for my site.

There you go. Did your tongue go high and low? Can you say each three times fast? Hopefully your tongue is not in a cast. They may all cause gas. You were warned by my tongue twisting little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.