What R U up 2 2day?

[image error]Have U noticed how more & more ppl that U know R starting 2 use a vry strange new language when they communicate w/ U in written format? U C it everywhere, in text messages 1st, but now it has consistently expanded in2 all comms forms.

It began with the text message, and that blasted response of “message too long to send” that we all dreaded. Ugh, how am I going to condense a grocery list from a paragraph to a sentence so I can text it to my partner? I guess lettuce could become let us, and cat f