Animals On Display With Secrets At Play!

Did you know animals are strange too? I go after humans all the time at my zoo. But animals sure have some weird acts as well, except for cats wherever we dwell.

A bear in the woods,
Really likes hoods.
Put one on its head,
And it will sleep in your bed.

A duck likes to quack,
But go on the attack.
And it will spit,
What? They can do it.

A beaver on the loose,
Will go after a goose.
It wants to goose the goose.
Easier than a moose.

A dog in a park,
May very well bark.
But when it leaves a mark,
Another animal gets a spark.

The hyena comes to play,
To every animals dismay.
For it likes the smell so much,
Every animals nose it wants to touch.

The anteater is grand.
It stretches out across the land.
But what that really means is,
It wants to give you an ant math quiz.

The birds chirp and fly,
Until a cat makes them die.
Why do that though?
Because they want to be an egg again, I know.

Pigs want to fly,
They also want to die.
For to prove the saying right,
To Heaven they want to take flight.

A cow is just absurd,
Eats things twice in every herd.
Tastes better the second time?
I guess it makes ribs prime.

A horse gets horny,
When it sees something thorny.
Rhinos beware,
When you see their stare.

There is some inside scoop. The cat just wanted to keep you in the loop. Just look at those birds wanting to be turned to turds. I guess an egg shape could come due if you really try at your zoo. Then their wish will come to pass all thanks to those like my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.