Sparkle’s Human Astrology for Cats: Virgo

Sparkle's Human Astrology for Cats - Virgo


Virgo

August 23 – September 22


Every cat’s dream is to have an efficient and eager servant, one who serves dinner on time and really cares about feline details. If your human was born under the sign of Virgo, you’re in luck because that is what Virgos excel at: details and service. And usually they do it all with a smile. Virgos are nice humans who enjoy making kitties and other people happy.


As modest and smart as Virgo humans are, however, they are not without their quirks. It is true that they will be very good about making sure your litter box is clean (unless they have more slovenly aspects to their natal chart)… but they will also scrutinize the contents. And if they happen to catch you actually using the litter box, they will watch you. They say it’s to make sure that everything is working right down there, but really, that doesn’t make it any less creepy. And if there happens to be anything not right in your litter box output, you will be whisked off to the vet so fast, you may not even know you are on your way there until halfway through the trip.


When it comes to your meals, many Virgos are big on reading labels, and they will buy you the highest quality cat food they can fit into their budget. But they won’t overspend. Some other signs (I’m talking to you, Aries and Sagittarius humans) will snatch up food that has a colorful label promising optimum feline health and wellbeing (never mind that the companies can’t back up their claims), and they may not even look at the price tag. Virgo cares more about the quality inside the can or bag than what the label says — and then they will shop around until they find the best deal. Generally, Virgos are good with money, and that should make you feel secure because it really does lessen the chances of you and your Virgo human landing on the streets.


Do know that as much as Virgos want to be liked, they are not pushovers. Yes, you can get pretty far with them, but when you’ve whapped one button too many, you will hear about it. One instance you will really notice this is early in the morning. If you think you can talk your Virgo human into getting up at 5 instead of 6 to give you breakfast, think again. As much as Virgo cares about your health, they also care about their own and they will not appreciate your morning wake up tactics. Their sleep is important to them, and if you do manage to get them up early, they will be cranky for the rest of the day. And trust me, you do not want to deal with a cranky Virgo human. You want one who is bright and energetic so they will play joyfully with you and cheerfully hand you your meals in your favorite dish. Don’t ask me how they know it’s your favorite dish, they just do.


Virgos also love to do research. Whether they are buying cat toys, a new brand of eco-friendly litter, or are trying to understand something about your behavior, they will go online and find out everything they can about the item or subject. If anything is going on with you, Virgos will do their best to learn how to help. Virgos may not be the most spontaneous humans around, and they may not be full of surprises, but when you are a cat, that is a good thing! We kitties are not fans of the unexpected. And wouldn’t you prefer a sweetly organized, analytical servant by your side? I knew you would.


Cats that are born under the signs Taurus and Capricorn will get the best that Virgo humans have to offer. Keeping life predictable and on schedule is especially important to all these signs, human and kitty. The biggest danger is that you and your Virgo human may get into a rut, and you don’t want to be that cat that spends all his time napping, do you? Okay, forget I asked! Aries, Sagittarius and Aquarius cats will do more to keep their Virgo human on her toes — Aries with his bold and often reckless moves, Sagittarius with his clownish clumsiness, and Aquarius with his unique and sometimes out-of-this-world imagination. You may drive your Virgo human crazy on occasion, and she will spend lots of time trying to figure out why you are behaving the way you are… let’s not tell her there’s really no logic behind it! Cancer cats will appreciate all the care a Virgo human puts into caring for her, but might feel Virgo’s approach is sometimes too mental, too critical and not instinctual or emotional enough. Virgos will find Pisces cats an unsolvable mystery, and it is up to you kitties to teach Virgo to go with the flow. Even though Scorpio cats may think Virgo overthinks things, these intense kitties will be surprisingly kind to them, knowing the sensitive human that lurks underneath all the brainwork. Leo cats, on the other hand, may not sense Virgo’s sensitive side, but they will be so glad to have such a caring and attentive servant, that their Virgo human will be just as pleased. Gemini cats may actually enjoy watching Virgo try to figure them out — and they will be more than happy to keep them guessing. The Libra cat’s easygoing nature will nicely balance out Virgo’s more critical approach — and if you are lucky, Virgo may sometimes take that lesson to heart.


Virgo cats with Virgo humans? You two really do understand each other well! The downside? You’re both nitpicky. When a Virgo cat leaves a few crumbs of food lying around after dinner, the Virgo human may complain. Litter box not properly scooped? The Virgo kitty will let her Virgo human know all about it!
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