Wink, Wink You Stink!

Ever come across a stinky person at your sea? Of course that is a dumb question from me. If you have not than you live under a rock. Anyway, they can sure cause shock. The cat would flat out say. But I have been told you need to go the more tactful way.

Smell that air.
Fresh and rare.
Stop and stare.
Did in walk a bear?

Insult to bears.
But who cares?
Get some nose plugs.
Can't blame pugs.

Now what do to?
Can't just go ewww.
Creative with stink.
Before you hit the brink.

Grab a kid.
Let them flip their lid.
Kids say the darnest things.
They'll say stink rings.

Put your shirt over your nose.
Now strike a fancy pose.
Wave that hand too.
Could look strange at your zoo.

Say that person really stinks,
Pointing and giving a few winks.
But say it to the stinky person about another stinky one.
Hey, sometimes have to use gossip to get things done.

Give them a gift.
Run in quite swift.
Drop it when they are away.
Deodorant on display.

Hold your breath.
Let them know they bring death.
Then yell fresh air,
When they leave your lair.

Get a water gun,
Fill it with mouthwash for fun.
Then whenever they flap,
Spray it into their yap.

Or just go umm duck it.
Put a bunch of water in a bucket.
Carry to where they are,
Then dump it over them with a "you stink" har har.

Now you have some good tips from the cat to take care of stinky people at your mat. I do not mean a fart here and there. I mean those that burn your nose hair. They do it all day long. They come on strong. Whether stinky lad or overly scent drenched stinky lass, keep them away from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.