This is what my brain currently looks like.
Fried and frazzled from everyday life and lack of recent usage.
I need your help, my lovelies, to get my little grey cells pumping. To wake up the snoozing neurons and slap the shit out of my cerebrum.
So, what I've decided to do is set myself a challenge of a quick (up to) 1000 words free short to be posted each Friday.
What do we have to do? I hear you cry.
Well, what you have to do is help me turn my brain from that to this - with all guns ablazin'!
I want you to chuck a scenario at me, a picture, a sentence, even a single word and each week I'll pick one, crediting you of course, and make a short out of it.
What do you think? My frontal lobe is limbering up as we speak! Let me have it!
Published on August 24, 2014 04:39
- meeting someone from abroad? Maybe Scandinavia? I'm from Norway. I've got friends who has moved to UK to study or work.
- someone learning to drive, driving lessons? Instructor and learner driver. Maybe the learner driver has a crush on the instructor and takes more lessons than necessary? Maybe the learner driver is embarrassed about not knowing how to drive, and is eased into it by his hot instructor? Maybe the learner driver makes all these mistakes since his teacher is hot? I'm think adult driver learner here, mind you. ;)
- taking a course in sign language? Meeting someone hearing impaired?
- sunbathing naked in yard and being surprised by someone? Maybe a friend who's bringing a male friend to introduce? The guy is laying on his stomach naked. And the friend is being kind of a jerk by not leaving him alone to get dressed. So the naked guy stands up anyway and walks by them to get to his towel or shorts or whatever. Leaving the new guy shocked and drooling. "Love at first... uhm sight?" LOL.
- walking by the road and being drenched by a car hitting a puddle. Being "rescued" by the driver who stops his car and apologizes, offering to take him home. Clothes will come off I believe. ;) Or being "rescued" by someone witnessing the whole scene, another driver or random pedestrian or neighbor.
- a guy having been to the dentist and can't talk properly due to the anesthetic. Trying to do some shopping or something and gets hit on and then talks funny, it's a bit awkward but it makes them laugh, and an instant connection. Maybe the guy from the dentist has locked himself out from his car and need to communicate that to someone over the phone or to someone walking by trying to get help. He's not making much sense, but it's funny and they laugh. Maybe they kiss and the guy can't feel it due to being numb. They agree on a date or something and then kiss again, which of course he then feels.
Picture for inspiration:
-naked guy with cowboy hat with his guitar hiding his bits, hitchhiking on the side of the road.
Video (commercial) for inspiration:
This Diet Coke Commercial is SO hot. I would LOVE for a gay version of this in some way or another.
Youtube link