Today is not one of those days.

IT has changed a lot over the 15 years I’ve been in it, and it’s pretty rare these days for someone to get their panties in a knot over the fact I don’t have a dick AND can still fix a computer!

Today is not one of those days.

“Have your IT guy install…”

“I am IT. I will do that and let you know when it’s ready.”

“Uh huh, so have your IT guy….”

After the fourth time, I’m noticing the emphasis on “guy”. It takes a lot for me to notice things. I’m blissfully oblivious to the world.

He continues in a...