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Y’all need to read up on your Popeye. If you think Eugene the Jeep is nuts, you need to read the storyline featuring the Whiffle Hen. The Whiffle Hen is a small bird that has three hairs on the top of its head, which if you rub them, you get instant good luck and success on whatever you do next. So everyone’s out to get this hen, Popeye is the only one saying that everyone needs to chill out and not abuse good luck, and the cast of the comic ends up on a ship trying to outrun this pirate who’s out for the hen. Popeye steps up, saying that no one needs the hen, and he gets his ass handed to him by the pirate. He gets his ass handed to him so hard that he’s close to death, and gets tossed overboard. However, Popeye manages to climb back on board and hides in the lower deck, dying, and the Whiffle Hen comes to him. Popeye finally decides to rub the hen for luck, and spends three days in the hold, rubbing the hen for luck, avoiding death through sheer luck. After three days, he climbs out of the hold, completely revitalized, and then beats the shit out of the pirate, who is completely caught off guard in disbelief. Everyone asks Popeye how he survived, and he points to the hen, which everyone has been looking for. Except, Popeye used so much of the hen’s luck that there isn’t any left. Popeye rubbed all the luck out of the Whiffle Hen. That’s how close to death he was, but then he came back and kicked the shit out of that pirate.
Popeye is the shit, yo.
