Advice For A Price?

So opinions are like assholes they say, everyone has one from bay to bay. But is advice the same racket or would that go in another bracket? I guess we shall see as we go on an advice spree.

People are great,
People are grand.
They can relate,
And lend a hand.

Advice for this,
Advice for that.
Advice they piss,
Or is it scat?

Read a post,
Read a paper.
Advice they host,
About every caper.

They know all,
They know you.
Just give a call,
Away they moo.

They are smart,
They are wise.
Take to heart,
Attracting flies.

You should hear,
You should see.
Forget their beer,
Just gives them glee.

Listen up!
Listen near!
Fill your cup,
Have no fear.

Follow me,
Follow him.
Advice is free,
From the dim.

They did a search,
They had a look.
Asked at a church,
Their off the hook.

It was found,
It was wise.
They will astound,
Until the Internet dies.

There you are. I guess advice is like the crap on your shoe you get when you walk near or far. It stinks and needs to be wiped off of you. But oh no! The Internet empowers every zoo. Pfffft stick it up your rear. Best advice from my sphere, never take advice from someone who has not been through what you have been through. Just tell them to stick their advice up their gazoo. Or you could get crass. That would be fine by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.